I had a little heart attack reading this update on sci-fi films coming soon to theaters near me because it unfortunately involved mention of a Channing Tatum movie too near a mention of a Mass Effect movie. The heart attack was not helped by the fact that Channing Tatum, pictured in the link wearing his stupid super-suit from that lamentable G.I. ( Read more... )

( There are no spoilers here, just some musings on what I got from the show over its run. )

There's nothing wrong with the Looney Tunes as they are.

They did already try this--several times. You know what "reboot" of the Looney Tunes actually worked? Tiny Toons. And why did that work? Because it was as random and wantonly violent and silly as the originals. Rebooting the looney tunes as either super heroes (?) or in some kind of...sitcom ( Read more... )

moonlightalice: I love that Kenneth Branagh as a director basically creates Kenneth Branagh Mary Sues. Thor looks just like him. Also, hi.
trinityvixen: hi! he does! totally! For those times when he can't play the hero, he substitutes his doppleganger.
moonlightalice: What a self-absorbed weirdo. I'm surprised he didn't insist on casting himself to begin with
trinityvixen: I'm surprised he cast ( Read more... )

See if you can keep yourself from giggling watching this and see if you can watch it without getting the song stuck in your head. (PS: YOU CAN'T.)

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ETA: This, for my money, is the best ostrich scene in a movie ever, so there really isn't any reason to make another movie with an ostrich in it, is there? Unless it's a documentary about ostriches, I guess.

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Sorry it's in...um. Just imagine that Seannnnnn William Scott is telling Ashton Kutcher that those are not, in fact, llamas, but ostriches ( Read more... )

Proof positive that being evil makes you sexier than being good (besides random episodes of Smallville wherein anyone possessed by evil in any way suddenly looks like they stepped out of a Pantene commercial)?

( The proof is in the bomp-chicka-wow-wow! )

Four words: Dynasty Warriors Credit Card!!!!

One thing though: I have no idea who that dude on the cover is. Is he Lu Bu after his Ice Mage transformation stage or what?

So, how about a link to the next in the series of Austen-and-monsters literature? Could this be even better than Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?

There is a trailer. Holy shit, these are going to make even better movies than books if this is any indication.

The folks who posited "JAFO" as an answer to my " Quel de Fuck, NG?" post from yesterday are probably closer to the money.

He just asked me if I knew anything about pipettes.

::headdesk::

Specifically? He didn't know how to read the numbers on the micropipettor so that he could pipette the amount he wanted

Maybe I should show him this:

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Now, ( Read more... )